Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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You. Win. At. Life.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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