If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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