dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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