He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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