This is not my ceiling
Your mouth is God's brothel.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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