love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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