I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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