he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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