he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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