I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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