i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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