Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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