You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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