Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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