K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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