There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
be right there i have to get my cape
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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