It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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