Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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