I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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