is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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