so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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