Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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