How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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