why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
