North Korea, Best Korea!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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