is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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