He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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