as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she peed on how many people?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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