So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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