Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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