I wish I only lived at night.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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