explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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