Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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