It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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