But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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