So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
im having a threesome with these popsicles
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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