is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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