It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
pray to the hookup gods
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
