Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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