I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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