His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What did we do last night that was yellow?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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