I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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