yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
