mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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