fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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