But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish i was in the wii world.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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