its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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