it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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