The best revenge is premature balding
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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