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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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