who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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