TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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