Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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