I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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