all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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